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どうして君を好きになってしまったんだろう?
Why Did I Fall In Love With You?

항상 신념을 지켜! 평생 신념을 지켜!
Always Keep The Faith!
Keep The Faith Eternally!

항상 신념을 지켜! 평생 신념을 영원히

TVXQ

Ji Ji!! ^^
So here's a list I've downloaded [I'm not including the CDs I have, I'll probably post that below just in case you know...]

And yes some of the videos with "parts" written on them are the only ones I have, there are some parts that I was not able to download/failed to download

SONGS/MUSIC/RINGTONES:
+100 Romantic words from Jaejoong
+Junsu Engrish Ringtone [the one where Yoochun mocked Junsu's english]
+JYJ [Be My Girl & Empty]
+Athena [Ringtone]
+TVXQ Premium Classics
  1. Why Did I Fall In Love With You
  2. HUG (Music Box Version)
  3. Bolero
  4. Wasurenaide
  5. Mirotic
  6. Lovin' You
  7. Begin
  8. Because Tomorrow Will Come
  9. Love In The Ice
+A couple of Acapella songs
  1. Acapella Collection I & II [I just randomly downloaded this from 4shared]
  2. Acapella Medley of Jaejoong
  3. Begin
  4. Bolero
  5. Forever Love
  6. Ha Ha Ha
  7. Heart Mind & Soul
  8. HUG (Japanese Version Acapella)
  9. Just For One Day [Only Jaejoong's Parts]
  10. Keep Your Head Down [Recording/MR Removed type]
  11. My Destiny
  12. My Little Princess
  13. PROUD
  14. Purple Line [Recording/MR Removed Type]
  15. Somebody To Love
  16. Stay With Me Tonight
  17. Various Acapellas [Downloaded from 4shared]
  18. Why Did I Fall In Love With You
  19. Whatever They Say

VIDEOS: [I'm not positive if all are HD but most fanmades or fancams are low quality and other live shows are high quality and mvs are hd except for Purple Line Korean version]
+JYJ on Speedy Source for their Guerilla Date @ Hongdae
+Award Shows:
  1. Micky Yoochun Wins Best Male Newcomer @ 2010 KBS Drama Awards
  2. Micky Yoochun Wins Netizen Award @ 2010 KBS Drama Awards
  3. Park Min Young & Micky Yoochun Win Best Couple Award @ 2010 KBS Drama Award
+Behind The Scenes/Making Of:
  1. All About DBSK Season 2 Jacket Sketch Making
  2. Ayy Girl MV (From YT)
  3. Keep Your Head Down (Aired by Arirang)
  4. NII JYJ Photoshoot
+Dance Versions/Rehearsal Videos:
  1. Maximum Dance Practice [The one with the DB5K version being used]
  2. Mirotic [Dance Version]
  3. Wrong Number [Dance Version]
  4. Keep Your Head Down [Dance Version A]
  5. Keep Your Head Down [Dance Version B]
+DVD Types of DLs

1. All About TVXQ Season 1
   
Disk 2
       -Talk To Your Part 1 [Introduction]
       -Talk To You Part 3 [Jaejoong]
       -Talk To You Part 5 [Yunho]
       -Talk To You Part 7 [Short Questions/Quick Questions]
       -Talk To You Part 8 [Making of Beautiful Lie]
   
Disk 3
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 1 [News Report on Yunho + Junsu's SATs]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 2 [Analysis of TVXQ's Charms]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 3 [Prank Against Yunho]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 4 [House Tour]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 5 [2005 SBS Competition Sketch]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 6 [Making of Beautiful Lie]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 8 [Winning First Awards]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 9 [Photo Gallery Slideshow With DBSK Commentary]
       -Miscellaneous Clips Part 10 [Love Letter Cuts of Yoochun & Yunho]

2. All About DBSK Season 2

Disk 2
       -Variety Show Part 1 [Introduction]
       -Variety Show Part 2 [Cooking Show]
       -Variety Show Part 3 [Brother News]
       -Variety Show Part 4 [Survivor Quiz]
       -Variety Show Part 5 [Radio Star]
       -Variety Show Part 6 [Popular Songs/Inkigayo TVXQ]
       -Variety Show Part 7 [Making Film of Variety Show]

Disk 3 [Dramas from Banjun Drama if I'm not mistaken]
        -Drama Part 1 [Drama NG Scenes]
        -Drama Part 2 [Drama Making Film]

Disk 4
        -Couple Talks Part 1 [YunJae Couple]

3. All About DBSK Season 3
-Special Fan Meeting Part 1
-TVXQ's Saipan Coconut Secret Story
-MIROTIC The 1st Stage

4. Come on Over - JYJ Private DVD [Breaking News]
-Parts 3, 4 & 6 [I'm not sure what's in them since I have not watched it yet]

5. House Tour [If I'm not mistaken its the same as the one in the list of All About DBSK]

+Fan Mades [Most from YT]/Taken by fans
-Fan Vid - Clash of the Titans
-Agressive DBSK
-Ang Gintong Itlog ni Junsu Video Subbing Contest [I can't remember which entry]
-Banjun Theatre Episode Cut - Jaejoong's Imagination from Dangerous Love [Fansub]
-Cute Jaejoong Moments
-Hey Don't Bring Me Down Thrusting Cuts [YES! XD]
-DBSK Engrish Moments
-Funny Changmin With Junsu
-Funny Girl Feeds Changmin
-Funny Jaejoong 
-Funny Jaejoong 2
-Inhwan [Mini DBSK Balloons Kid<3] Sings The Way You Are
-Jaejoong Drunk [Yes, sadly I kept that]
-Jaejoong's Cute Mistakes
-Jaejoong's Voice [I can't remember what this is]
-JYJ The Beginning Commercial Project [I forgot who made this]
-Mini Changmin sings Balloons [The mini DBSK boy<3]
-Sumayaw Ka Mirotic Edit [It's the one with the Gloc9 song]
-Wrong Number Parody [This one was made by my Cousin truly<3]
-Xiah Junsu Engrish Moments 1 & 2

+FC Men Vs. Super Stars @ Peace Star Cup 2011
+Live Concerts/DVD Concerts
-2nd Asia Tour Concert 'O' DVD
-JYJ Empty @ 2011 Daegu Championship Closing Ceremony
-Balloons Love [Nov. 18, 2006]
-Changmin's Sexy Dance To Usher's Caught Up [Fancam]
-Stand By U Live - Last Performance Together @ NHK 60th Kouhaku Uta Gassen
-Junsu's Mistake [Short clip where Junsu did not stop dancing despite the others stopping]
-JYJ's Performance of "Found You" @ 2010 KBS Drama Awards
-Mirotic Live @ Music Bank [Oct. 4 2008]
-O Jung Ban Hap Live [Dec. 30, 2006]
-Keep Your Head Down Music Bank Comeback Stage

+MVs/PVs [Yes, HD toh :))]
-Ayy Girl
-Balloons
-Bolero
-Break Out!
-Get Out
-Hi Ya Ya
-HUG [International Version]
-HUG
-I'll Protect You [Kim Jaejoong]
-In Heaven
-Keep Your Head Down
-Lovin' You
-Mirotic [Japanese]
-Mirotic [Korean]
-Mirotic [Member's Edit Version 1]
-Mirotic [Member's Edit Version 2]
-O Jung Ban Hap
-Picture Of You
-Purple Line [Korean - not HD]
-Purple Line [Japanese]
-Rising Sun [Korean]
-Rising Sun [Japanese]
-Somebody To Love
-Wrong Number
-Why Did I Fall In Love With You
-How Can I
-Keep Your Head Down [3D - Downloaded from YT - Fanmade 3D]
-My Little Princess
-My Little Princess [Acapella]

+Pre Debut Clips
-Jaejoong & Yunho before Debut [Eating out talking about Pig Skin]
-Jaejoong Interview Before Audition
-Jaejoong's Audition
-Junsu Before Debut

+Promotional Videos/Teasers/CFs
-ELLE Share Happiness Video 2011 [JYJ/Song Ji Hyu/Park Yoo Hwan]
-Jaejoong ELLE TV Movie Teaser [After writing "TV" I wronte "XQ" :))]
-Jaejoong's Elle TV MovieStill 1 & 2 [no subs]
-JYJ Do It Now TV CF
-JYJ NII Photo Shoot Big Hearts Campaign
-JYJ NII Teaser Film
-JYJ Official Site Gift D-10
-JYJ Greet Fans with Happy Valentine's Day & Happy Lunar New Year

+Self Cameras [I don't know why I named the folder that]
-Cooking With Jaejoong [This was taken from a DVD I forgot]
-Crazy Screaming Jaejoong & Weird face-making Changmin
-Jaejoong @ His sister's wedding [if I'm not mistaken this is just picture slideshow by a fan]
-Jaejoong Cutie [Where his mom asked him if he was warm enough]
-Jaejoong Homemade Video Shown @ The Hero Festival During his birthday last year
-Junsu Falling <-- while he was on the phone
-Junsu Scared of a Bird
-Junsu TAlking with His fellow cat
-Junsu, Yoochun & Changmin Sexy Dance [From a concert or showcase I think, it was in Japan]
-Junsu's Pet Leo
-Junsu's Pet Tiger
-Lipsing HUG [When they were at a radio station and JJ kissed Yunnie's cheek]
-Micky Christmas Blooper
-Micky Christmas Video
-Mini DBSK Practice Balloons
-Sleep SuSu
-Video of Taehoon [mini dbsk?]
-Tell Me [the boys dancing tell me at the back while practicing Purple Line]
-Winter Fun with Jaejoong [him playing at the snow]
-Yoochun & Jaejoong Pat Junsu's Butt
-Yoochun, Jaejoong and Junsu surprised [during DB5K days]
-Protect The Boss [Jaejoong using a waveboard]

+TV Appearances
-Champagne [It's the one where they were also with comedians]
-Come To Play [DB5K era]
-Happy Together [The one with only Yoochun, Yunho and Jaejoong]
-Kim Jung Eun's Chocolate [With the cute blind girl]
-Kim Yuna's Kiss & Cry [Yunho solo cut and videos of Yunho & Claudia Mueller]
-MBC Every1 - Star Secret
-Star King episodes of April 14, 2007 & April 21 2007
-Yoon Do Hyun's Love Letter
-Banjun Theatre - Dangerous Love Cut [Jaejoong's imagination]
-Banjun Theatre Episode Cut - Yunho's Addiction
-Changmin & Junsu Tease Each Other [i'm not sure what this is]
-Changmin Confess About Yunho's Game [The obsession of Yunho over a phone game from Champage episode]
-Dong Nae Shin Ki [where the boys danced for an old man]
-Changmin singing Haengbok & My Heart Will Go On
-Drawing Psychology [HUG days]
-Follow The Leader [Yoochun, Changmin and Junsu]
-Funny Coconut Story [the same one from All About DBSK DVD]
-Ideal Women [TVXQ dressing up barbie dolls]
-Jaejoong Feeding Changmin
-Jaejoong Sings Happy Birthday in different Version [From Star King episode]
-Jaejoong Teases Changmin
-Jaejoong, Junsu and Helium
-Jaejoong's Abs [from Champagne episode]
-Jaejoong's Accent
-Jaejoong's Crazy Singing
-Jaejoong's Garlic Injection
-Jaejoong's Sneaky Hands [YunJae]
-Jaejoong's Supervisor Junsu
-Junsu & Yoochun Speak English @ 3rd BigEast Fanclub Meet
-Junsu Called "Nothing Special" by a Kid
-Junsu's Books [Cut from All About DBSK Season 3 Episode in Saipan]
-Junsu's Handstands on Family Outing
-Junsu's Massage
-JYJ Black Day Interview
-JYJ in MBN [Jaejoong Presented with a Cake on his birthday]
-Love Letter [10.18.08] JaeMin - It's Raining Men performance
-Mini DBSK
-MTV K Live Secret Show JYJ Interview Part 1 & 2
-TVXQ House Tour
-TVXQ in Pops In Seoul's The Scene
-TVXQ on We Got Married Last March 22, 2009 [Cameo appearance]
-TVXQ Speaking English
-TVXQ Trying to Learn English 1 & 2 [Fan Mades]
-Yoochun & Junsu Speak English [3rd BigEast Fanmeet]
-Yoochun Falls [I forgot where this was from]
-Yunho Dances Smooth Criminal on Quiz That Changes The World
-Yunho Sings to Jaejoong [I Love You]
-YunJae Love in Bora Bora
-JYJ on KBS News Time

+TV Series [complete episodes with subs included]
-Banjun Drama [Hardsubbed]
-Hard To Say I Love You [Jaejoong's JDrama]
-Heading To The Ground [Hardsubbed]
-Miss Ripley
-Paradise Ranch
-Protect The Boss
-Sungkyungkwan Scandal

주문 (Spellbound):

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The Story Of Exodus: TVXQ Fan Girl Version

Ji Ji!! ^^

(In case you're oblivious to the story of Moses, here's the downlow: the Israelites were enslaved. Moses was like, "OHHELLNO." God was like, "Go let them bitches go." The Pharaoh, Ramses, was like, "BITCHPLEASE." God was like, "Fine." Then God did a bunch of awesome shit because he was a serious prick in the Old Testament, forcing Ramses to let the Israelites go. Then they traveled across the desert and kinda walked in fucking circles for 40 goddamn years but then God was like, "Kay, 'member what I said about the land o' milk and honey? Yeah. No.")

Okay, so for the purposes of the story:
SM = The Pharaoh
TVXQ = The oppressed Israelites
The collective TVXQ Fangirl horde = Moses
The senior TVXQ Fan girls/Capslock TVXQ Fans - (you know, the bitches who know everything) = God.


TVXQ: Ohnoes, we’re tired and we’re being oppressed. T_____T
God: Hmmm…oppression. Maybe I should do something about that- OOOH, TVXQ Concert on TV! 8D Eh, I’ll get around to that oppression thing later…
TVXQ: We said, we’re tired and we’re being OPPRESSED! D:<
God: Okay okay, I heard you, damn. So what’s up, yo?
Changmin: We have an unfair contract with SM.
Jaejoong: YEAH, we work so hard and we barely get any sleep. How am I supposed to be pretty without beauty rest?
Xiah: *mumbling* You have been looking a little rough lately…
Jaejoong: Huh?
Xiah: ILU? 8D
Jaejoong: Oh, thanks, ILU MOAR MOAR~
God: Oh wow, that’s terrible. I’ll be sure to get somebody on that…
TVXQ: >_____>
God: *sigh* Okay okay--I’ll do it now. Hey Moses! Moses?!

God: *sets a bush on fire outside Moses’ house*
Moses the Fangirl: *can’t see it because she’s watching the TVXQ concert on tv*
God: Sigh…*sets Moses’ TVXQ merchandise collection on fire*
Moses the Fangirl: OHGODWHY!?
God: I need you to take care of some biznass righ quick…
(God gives Moses the lowdown)
Moses the Fangirl: LOLWUT? I can’t do anything about that!
God: Yes you can, I gots ya back, man.
Moses the Fangirl: Well how can I prove to them that you sent me to help?
God: Here, take this fan video I made. Now go.
Moses the Fangirl: But the concert is still on-
God: I SAID GO!

*Moses goes to Egypt to meet with the Israelites and stuff*
Moses the Fangirl: OMG IT’S TVXQ~! *flails*
TVXQ: *SIGH*
Moses the Fangirl: No, it’s okay, I’m here to help!
TVXQ: Orly?
Moses the Fangirl: Ya rly.
TVXQ: Prove it.
Moses the Fangirl: *shows the fan video*
Micky: T___T It’s so beautiful. Thank you for always supporting us.
Moses the Fangirl: No prob, bb~ Now let’s go see Pharaoh SM…
Changmin: Wait, after we escape from SM, where are we supposed to go?
Moses the Fangirl: Well god said she’d lead us to a land of milk and honey…
Yunho: But I’m lactose intolerant…
Moses the Fangirl: Oh well, sucks for you, we’re going. Just deal, bitch.

*Moses and TVXQ goes to Pharaoh*
Moses the Fangirl: Hi!
Pharaoh SM: *Sitting on his throne, texting BoA* Yo.
Moses the Fangirl: Uhm. Yeah, hi. So, I was wondering…
Pharaoh SM: Yup? *still texting*
Moses the Fangirl: Uh, could you possibly, maybe…let my boy band go? Pls?
TVXQ: *_____*
Pharaoh SM: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA LAWL NO.
TVXQ: T_____T
Moses the Fangirl: Pretty please?
Pharaoh SM: Um, let me think about it…no. Heechul was right, you fan girls are crazy, but hilarious. Heheheheheheee…hey, shouldn’t you guys be hip-thrusting somewhere? Get back to work, slaves!
TVXQ: *GONE*
Moses the Fangirl: I’ll brb. Bitch.
Pharaoh SM: Huh?
Moses the Fangirl: Love your hair! ^__~
Pharaoh SM: Oh, thanx~
*Moses walks out*

(The Next Day)
Pharaoh SM: They don’t look nearly as miserable as they could be, I should do something about that…yo, TVXQ!
TVXQ: Yeah?
Pharaoh SM: Guess what? I’m putting you guys on a diet!
Changmin: Oh hell na-HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT!
Pharaoh SM: Cya later! *gone*
Changmin: *SOBS*

Yunho: Uh, hey, can we talk to you for a sec?
Moses the Fangirl: Yeah, what’s up?
Yunho: Um, well, since you came, SM has been totally cracking down on us. I think you’ve really pissed him off. Earlier today he even-
Changmin: It was totally uncalled for! He’s starving us! We’re not SHINee dammit! We’re real men, we need to EAT! T___T
Moses the Fangirl: It’s okay bb, I’m taking care of it. Here, have a cooky.
Changmin:A cooky? Do you not know who I am?
Moses the Fangirl: Well that’s all I have unless you want these two tic-tacs in my back pocket…
Changmin: T___T

Moses the Fangirl: Uh, god? TVXQ is kinda mad at me because I rubbed Pharaoh the wrong way…
God: I told you to save them, not go around giving hand jobs, gosh…
Moses the Fangirl: Not that kind of rubbing.
God:…oh. Well go back and tell them not to worry, I’mma put my pimp hand down on Pharaoh, get this whole business straightened out, k? Then go tell Pharaoh to let them go again.
Moses the Fangirl: But…I just asked him, he said no.
God: I SAID GO DO IT!
Moses the Fangirl: *gone*

Moses the Fangirl: Hey, Pharaoh?
Pharaoh SM: What?! You still here?
Moses the Fangirl: Yeah. Let TVXQ go.
Pharaoh SM: Didn’t I say no the first time?
Moses the Fangirl: Pls?
Pharaoh SM: NO. SM Entertainment is like the mafia; Once you‘re in, you‘re in ‘til we kill you!
Moses the Fangirl: O___o! …the fuck?
Pharaoh SM: I mean, what? Um, we treat our artists fairly and we pay them generously. We would never overwork them, either. We love them. We’re like one biiiiiig family. 8D
Moses the Fangirl: …you’re laying the bullshit on kinda thick, aren’t ya SM?
Pharaoh SM: Ey, it’s what I do best, babe~

Moses the Fan girl: Pharaoh still won’t listen, even after I set the SM building on fire. Can I has a plague?
God: Sure, bb, here ya go~
Moses the Fangirl: A plague ‘o both ye houses! I mean, wait…wrong story. XD
*Unleashes plague of hysterical, crazy fan girls*
Pharaoh SM: GET THESE CRAZY BITCHES AWAY FROM ME!
Moses the Fangirl: I can get rid of them if you promise to let TVXQ go.
Pharaoh SM: YES! Anything, just get rid of them!
Moses the Fangirl: *calls off the fan girls*
Pharaoh SM: HA! You didn’t get in in writing so it doesn’t count, ha!
Moses the Fangirl: DAMN IT! DX

Moses the Fangirl: Uh, god? That plague ruffled his feathers, but he still won’t let them go. Got another one?
God: Watch this!
Pharaoh SM: OH NOES MY STOCK IS SLIDING!
God and Moses: AHAHAHAHA LOLOL ROFL!

Moses the Fangirl: SM still says no. Can I has another plague pls?
God: Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty! *goes through list of available plagues* OH, how about this one? Plague of Darkness! There, I just disconnected the power in SM’s whole house.
Moses the Fangirl: Psh, I could’ve gone down to the electric company and done that…
God: Uh, who’s running this?
Moses the Fangirl:
God: Yeah, that’s what I thought. Shut up.

(Moar plagues unleashed…)

God: *sigh*Let me guess, you need another plague?
Moses the Fangirl: T___T Yup. Gosh, can’t we just give him head lice or something?
God: That’s not how I roll, yo! But…do you think that would work?
Moses the Fangirl: No.
God: Well why the hell you gonna go and suggest it? You dumb broad I-
Moses the Fangirl: Well I don’t see any of your ideas working, TVXQ is still in-
God and Moses:*bickering*
God: OKAY OKAY, this is not the time for arguing, TVXQ needs us.
Moses the Fangirl: Okay. I’m sorry.
God: Me too. Bitch.
Moses the Fangirl: Huh?
God: You’re the best!
Moses the Fangirl: Oh, thanx! ^__^
God: Now this one, I’m sure this will work! Killing of the firstborn!
Moses the Fangirl: Wait, that sounds kinda serious…
God: It is! We’re gonna get rid of BoA! When I say “get rid of her”, I mean-
Moses the Fangirl: 8O But I like her! Can’t we settle this peacefully?
God: *rolls eyes* FINE. I’ll let BoA live. But at least let me do something about Se7en.
Moses the Fangirl: Who?


Pharaoh’s Assistant: Sir, wake up, there’s urgent news from America! BoA has gone missing!
Pharaoh SM: WHAT?! My BoA!? Where is she?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: …what part of “She’s missing” did you not understand?
Pharaoh SM: Well what do you know about her disappearance?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: She was last seen smoking weed with Ellen Degeneres and Ludacris after the Grammys, that’s all we know…however, it was reported that before her disappearance, an interviewer asked her about SM Entertainment. She was said to have replied, “Fuck SM, I run this bitch” as she drove off in her Benz.
Pharaoh SM: T___T BoA has abandoned me…
Moses the Fangirl: Didn’t I say I’d fuck your shit up if you didn’t let TVXQ go?
Pharaoh SM: Yeah, sure, fine. Take them. I don’t care anymore…T__T *curls into a fetal position and starts singing “I Did it for Love” to himself*
Moses the Fangirl: Guess what you gays, I mean guys! We can go!
TVXQ: YAY!
Then they all joined hands and started skipping down the road.

Yet, before long…
Pharaoh SM: OH HELLZ NAW! With them gone, my stock is sliding even more. Them bitches are costing me too much money, send somebody to get them back!
Pharaoh’s Assistant: Uh, sir, there is no one left to send.
Pharaoh SM: What about Super Junior?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: Well sir, after Kibum left, KRY broke off to do their own thing. After that, the rest separated to participate in variety shows.
Pharaoh SM: …there was a Kibum in Super Junior?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: I know it’s hard to believe sir, I also thought it was an urban legend.
Pharaoh SM: How about The Trax? Can we send them?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: The who?
Pharaoh SM: Never mind. Well, what about SHINee?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: Their mothers came to collect them for naptime.
Pharaoh SM: Okay, okay…Girls Generation?
Pharaoh’s Assistant: They decided they’d make more money as strippers, now that their maknae is legal.
Pharaoh SM: Dammit! FINE. I’ll just go get them myself!

Micky: Oh snap, Pharaoh’s coming after us! Run!
*ALL RUN*
Moses the Fangirl: Oh noes, it’s the Red Sea!
Xiah: Nan breaking my rules again, A-
TVXQ: >_____>
Xiah: Oh, I thought that was my part. Sorry~
Jaejoong: We’re gonna dieeeeeeee~! Decomposing is not a good look for me, okay?
Moses the Fangirl: What are we going to do!?
TVXQ: *starts singing and dancing* oh-e-oh-e-oh, e-oh-e-oh, BOX IN THE SHIP!
Moses the Fangirl: Yeah, that’s nice and all, but how does that help us?
TVXQ: (-__-;)
Moses the Fangirl: Uh, god?
God: What?! I’m reading fan fiction.
Moses the Fangirl: I hope it’s not JaeHo…
God: …so what if it is?
Moses the Fangirl: :\ Anyway, can we get a little help please? Pharaoh’s trying to kill us on one side, and on the other side there’s a raging ocean of death. What do we do?
God: Hello! You have a dolphin with you!
*everyone looks at Xiah*
Xiah: O-o …what?
They toss Xiah into the ocean and everyone gets on his back.
Xiah: Eukyangkyangkyang~!
SM tries to follow and drowns in the sea. Oh noes.
Then TVXQ and Moses live happily ever after…only not.


Moses the Fangirl: Land of milk and honey, here we come!
God: Uh, yeah, about that…
Yunho: What?
God: Well, I can’t let you go to Vegas yet, guys…
Moses the Fangirl: Why not!?
God: First you gottta wander around in the desert for 40 years, then I can let you in.
Changmin: WHAT?!
Moses the Fangirl: B-but why? Haven’t we been through enough?
God: Sorry, you’ve gotta atone for your sins.
Micky: Sins? What sins?
God: Remember when Jaejoong got a DUI?
Moses the Fangirl: ohshit.
Jaejoong: BUT I SAID I WAS SORRY~!

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This is not mine by the way but it was so epic I just had to post it XD
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D E A D

Ji Ji!! ^^
My journal is so dead...

I'm off, gonna celebrate JJ's day 8D
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I don't want this anymore TT__TT

Ji Ji!! ^^
I can't stop crying, I don't know what to do.. I'm lost and alone and confused... I don't want this anymore...
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Ji Ji!! ^^





HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KIM XIAH JUNSU AND KIM ZUNO JUNHO!

MAY GOD BLESS THE BOTH OF YOU, SHOWER YOU WITH ENDLESS BLESSINGS AND GUIDE YOU WITH SUCCESS THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREERS! MAY YOU FIND LOVE IN THIS WORLD THAT IS EVERLASTING AND MAY YOU CONTINUE TO BRING JOY INTO THE EYES OF THE PEOPLE WHO CARE AND LOVE YOU TWO. MAY EVERYONE REMEMBER THAT SPECIAL DAY, DECEMBER 15, 1986, WHERE THE TWO OF YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY WOMAN, YOUR MOTHER :D


OF COURSE LET US NOT FORGET HOW GORGEOUS SHE IS. AND TO PROVE IT, HERE'S A PICTURE OF HER WITH JUNSU.


YEAH, THAT'S THE WOMAN THAT BROUGHT THESE TWO HOTTIES INTO THE WORLD :3

주문 (Spellbound):

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TEASER!!!! >.

Ji Ji!! ^^







THESE TWO JUST LOVE TEASING DON'T THEY?!?! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M AFFECTED... NO I'M NOT!! SHADDUP I'M NOT!!! O__O

(OHMYFUCKINGGODTHEYARESOHOT!!)

주문 (Spellbound):

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OH MY JAESHUZZZ

Ji Ji!! ^^
Scroll at the bottom to see the message if you are bombered by these hot sexy photos lol










OH MY JAESHUZZ EVEN IF THIS COLOR AND FONTSIZE IS THREATENING TO ONES EYES AND EVEN IF I MISPELL WORDS OR HAVE GRAMATICAL ERRORS WHO EFFIN CARES! OMFJ THAT'S JUST HOT! *SUPER MASSIVE EXTREME WHATEVER REDDISH BLACKISH COLORED SOMETHING AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO DESCRIBED IT, NOSEBLEED!* OH JAESHUZZ THAT'S HOT... LOL... THAT'S HOT... NEARLY AS HOT AS JAEJOONG BEING SHIRTLESS (YOU SAW NOTHING XD) OH MA JAESHUZZ THAT'S HOT.... THAT'S SO HOT... THAT WOULD BE HOTTER IF YOU CONNECT THAT WITH JAEJOONG, YOOCHUN AND JUNSU AND HAVE TVXQ AS A FIVE PIECED ONE PACKAGE... THAT'S HOT... DAMN THAT'S HOT...

OK, DONE xD

 
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The Lies Of Hamburger Commercials...

Ji Ji!! ^^
The lies of hamburger commercials... And the reason why I love my English teacher XD


She showed this to our class today when she was showing us a bunch of commercials...

Now we all know why they look tasty in commercials but are kinda floppy when we see the real deal... XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjz_eiIX8k
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I'm Afraid of 14 out of 72 Common Fears

Ji Ji!! ^^

 

If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.

If you get 11-20, you are normal.

If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.

People who don't have any are full of crap.

Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.

 

I fear ...

 

[  ] black people

[  ] the dark

[  ] staying single forever

[  ] being a parent

[  ] being in front of others

[  ] open spaces

[  ] closed spaces

[  ] heights

[  ] dogs

[  ] birds

[  ] fish

[x] spiders

[  ] flowers or other plants

 

Total so far: 1

 

[  ] fire

[  ] deep water

[  ] snakes

[  ] silk

[x] the ocean...more of what's hiding in it..>.>

[  ] failure

[  ] success

[  ] thunder/lightning

[  ] frogs/toads

[  ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad

[  ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom

[  ] rats

[  ] jumping from high places

[  ] snow

 

Total so far: 2

 

[  ] rain

[  ] wind

[x] crossing hanging bridges

[X] death

[  ] heaven

[x] being robbed/mugged

[x] falling

[  ] clowns

[  ] dolls

[  ] large crowds of people

[  ] men

[  ] women

[  ] having great responsibilities

[  ] doctors

[  ] dentists

[x] tornadoes

 

Total so far: 7

 

[x] hurricanes

[X] incurable diseases

[x] sharks

[  ] Friday the 13th

[X] ghosts

[  ] poverty

[  ] Halloween

[  ] school

[  ] trains

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[  ] odd numbers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[  ] even numbers

 

 

 

 

 

 

[  ] being alone

 

 

 

 

[x] becoming blind

 

 

[x] becoming deaf

 

[  ] growing up, becoming old

 

[x] creepy noises in the night

 

Total so far: 14

 

I'M NORMAL XD



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Unfair

Ji Ji!! ^^


Why is the world so unfair?
What do they expect the trio to do if they'll send out that silly letter to cable and public broadcasting?

Are they ashamed of their Korean pride or something?

Damn, if I was the president I'd sue them all, and I'm not only saying this because I'm a Cassiopeian but I'm saying this because its true.

But honestly, because of this it seems as if they are a
HUGE threat to SM Entertainment's industry and to their artists because just now these three (JYJ) have already released their album, performed abroad towards thousands of hard dying fangirls (and boys)

PLUS (+)

JYJ worked with Malik Yusef, Kanye West (their producer), Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins (their other producer) and Korean-American Flowshik.

They probably see the boys as some kind of threat...

And I'm happy 83

But it sucks... They got rejected from this broadcasting network because of that stupid letter this "Korean Federation of Pop Culture and Art Industry" thingy...

Let's see...

SME is a bitch
JYJ is the shizz

And all Cassiopeians should simply KEEP THE FAITH no matter what the results are :3

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